I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
