Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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