And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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