I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
