We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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