member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
nutella sex= disaster
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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