No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I think i got beer on your cat.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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