you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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