Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She's the barista slut.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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