In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Houston, we have a blender
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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