so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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