There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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