Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
The ass gains better be worth it
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