I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Randomize
