Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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