New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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