i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
