scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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