Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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