i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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