i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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