you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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