I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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