WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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