just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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