i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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