There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
