I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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