I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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