i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Floor bacon is actually really good
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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