You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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