god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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