I'm going to jail i love you
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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