OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
