I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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