dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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