You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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