At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
