you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
