so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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