I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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