So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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