Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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