Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
