I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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