the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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