Cold hands, warm shart.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We are all done wearing pants today
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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