Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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