But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So many bounce houses so little time
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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