I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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