Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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