THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It's never too late to be topless.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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