hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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