So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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